I can't figure out whether having a plan is a good thing or not. It either works out, or creates false hope.
day plan
study plan?
life plan
day plans only sometimes work out. of you're lucky.
study plans...hahahahahano.
life plans are probably one of the main causes of depression and emos.
well. my life plan is crazy..=failure=self harm=suicide=death.
so basically. my life plan=death.
so it's like. by:
21 - moved out
25 - married
27 - better be freakin successful at something
30- kids
35 - 2 kids
40 - better be a fucking rich person
55 - retired
more probable situation:
25 - kicked out of the house
26 - homeless = prostitution
30 - unwanted and jobless
35 - steal a husky
40 - steal a baby
41 - cardboard box house destroyed by storm
42 - arrested
43 - jail
43.1 - raped and slaughtered in prison
nomnomnom. i got rid of the stoopid captcha shit. be nice. http://www.formspring.me/ofrakitzmebitch
Monday, 28 November 2011
Sunday, 27 November 2011
FAT VS. SKINNY
pros of being fat:
- eligible for sumo wrestling
cons of being fat:
- you get picked on
- health risks
- you take up two seats instead of one on the tram. or anywhere else.
- special airplane seat
- cant fit in certain themepark rides
- the fat kid gets blamed for everything
- cant eat food or drink anything but water without others grimacing at you
- people dont find you attractive. sadly.
- people dont want to see you exercise *wobble*. but simultaneously wish you would.
- not acceptable for u to be out on halloween.
- you get stuck going down slides
pros of being skinny:
- if you are fortunate to have a face that dont look like mine you have a chance at being a model.
- you can fit into kids clothing
cons of being skinny:
- people assume you either chuck up everything or dont eat at all
- you look somewhat younger
- cant give blood? o.O
- cant sumo wrestle
- clothes look horrible on you. unless you have the face of a goddess to make up for it.
- people dont shut the fuck up about it
okay i give up on listing. basically, it sucks to be either.
what i wanted to complain about was how it's NOT okay to comment on someone's weight. and people are usually like "yeah i know". But for some reason people think it's okay to be like "oh my god you're so skinny" but yet it's rude to go up to someone's face and be like "bitch you're so fat."
then it's like "so who's considered fat/skinny?"
i admit that sometimes im sad enough to read those short articles in magazines/online on such and such suddenly being labelled as "too skinny" or "looking overweight". honestly some of these are just messed up >.< they have these pictures of celebrities and i swear, the people who they label as looking 'anorexic' aren't even skinny .. they look fucking normal. then the so-called 'overweight' people they show look rather healthy and just..like normal people do. it sucks that people go on about how because of the media and everything people are pressured to look slim, but when non-photoshopped people actually are that way, thet get bashed on. so those fucktards are like "celebrities and so and so should be good role models (add more bullshit) and look healthy and not anorexic and we should promote curviness and all that" and the next thing you know we have sections for those looking more plump and with the worst photos ever :S maybe i watch too much of Supersize vs. Superskinny ..but seriously that girl in the picture in this post isn't superskinny..just skinny-ish
i think i repeated myself a billion times just then. but i just woke up and im still lying in bed coz im too lazy to get out to do 5 chapters of methods before my exam tomorrow. fml.
BTW!!! BMI's lie. But go check yours: click here fatty. don't be lazy.
THINGS PEOPLE HATE ON YOU FOR
- the clothes you wear. or if you're wearing any at all
- your face
- fat or skinny
- whether you talk too little or too much
- your religion
- race
- hair colour(s)
- being overly confident or shy
- grammar
- level of intelligence
- where you live
- being rich or poor
.............................
so everything. humans disgust me.
- your face
- fat or skinny
- whether you talk too little or too much
- your religion
- race
- hair colour(s)
- being overly confident or shy
- grammar
- level of intelligence
- where you live
- being rich or poor
.............................
so everything. humans disgust me.
Saturday, 26 November 2011
A LITTLE SOMETHING SOMETHING ABOUT MY WORK.
honestly it'd be pretty rad working here. people actually look at you better than they do if you were just anyone on the street.
normal attention = disgust and ridicule and hate
special attention = shit loads more rad.
THINGS I'VE LEARNT THIS YEAR
- Tasmania is part of Australia
- Central Australia is not a state
- The Northern Territory is not a state
- It's spelt "pronunciation" not "pronounciation"
- Gerund
- New York isn't the capital of America
- French Revolution. most of it. some of it?
- Russian Revolution ^^
- smurfs wear phrygian hats.
- Ducks can fly
- i learnt what fetters are
- Central Australia is not a state
- The Northern Territory is not a state
- It's spelt "pronunciation" not "pronounciation"
- Gerund
- New York isn't the capital of America
- French Revolution. most of it. some of it?
- Russian Revolution ^^
- smurfs wear phrygian hats.
- Ducks can fly
- i learnt what fetters are
FIRST.
it took me so long to figure out this thing that i completely forgot what i was meant to say.
contemplating whether or not i should just upload really old posts from other sites.
okay im going to move on to hypocrites.
i, admittedly, am one of them. but man do they piss me off.
for example when those people with dicks talk about how they prefer natural beauty and shit and talk about how appearance doesn't matter and they're not shallow and all that and girls should be more confident about how they look and why they always gotta be staring at themselves in the mirror all the time making sure they look pretty and blah blah blah how it drives them insane how girls spend so much time getting dolled up and whatever else.
idk where i was going with that but i just wanna know why people bullshit all the time about that when at the same time, they drool all over fake and slutty orange bitches wearing "clothes" that show off all their unsightly cellulite.
oh that takes me onto the next topic which is fat bitches in tight clothing. just coz i've seen people at school and on the streets and at school like this.
basically. if ur fat. don't leave the house.
contemplating whether or not i should just upload really old posts from other sites.
okay im going to move on to hypocrites.
i, admittedly, am one of them. but man do they piss me off.
for example when those people with dicks talk about how they prefer natural beauty and shit and talk about how appearance doesn't matter and they're not shallow and all that and girls should be more confident about how they look and why they always gotta be staring at themselves in the mirror all the time making sure they look pretty and blah blah blah how it drives them insane how girls spend so much time getting dolled up and whatever else.
idk where i was going with that but i just wanna know why people bullshit all the time about that when at the same time, they drool all over fake and slutty orange bitches wearing "clothes" that show off all their unsightly cellulite.
oh that takes me onto the next topic which is fat bitches in tight clothing. just coz i've seen people at school and on the streets and at school like this.
basically. if ur fat. don't leave the house.
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