Monday, 5 December 2011

NATURAL BEAUTY IS HIDEOUS

those who are fucked up bs that natural beauty is better than fake beauty. like. are you fucking blind? maybe i'm just speaking for myself here which, most of the time i am, but there is no fucking way that that is true.
you know why?

because ugly people never get anywhere in life and no one ever loves them or cares about them or is ever genuinely nice to them. and it's worse if you're brain doesnt function as well as others'. yay for a 50% in methods and a 45% in englang and no sciences. so asian.
pretty people get everything. everything. so yah. this is why i hate pretty people. especially pretty and smart people. i fucking envy you people. what the fuck was your mother eating while pregnant with you. i wanna know!

so IMO there are certain types of fake bitches that i think look pretty good. the only things i really cant stand are horrible fake tans and bleached hair. but take someone who spends hours everyday and $$$ every year making sure they look like Barbie and then compare them to some dipshit who spends less than 1% of their day working on their appearance in order to show off their so-called "natural beauty" that everyone apparently so dearly loves.

it becomes a little game show called "Beauty VS Beasts" where i am obviously in the latter category and always always always, the Beauties will always win.

you don't hear males being all like "daaayyyuumm check out her frizzy greasy hair and her bulbous nose and her double chin and non-existent eyes! i'd tap that."

and when it comes to work. no one is going to want to hire you to sell their products if you're constantly looking like some pubescent jelly-thighed gorilla.

3 comments:

  1. Agreed. It's also worth noting that the people who are for natural beauty are fucking gorgeous anyway... I mean like, if I looked like a model because of genetics, then of COURSE I would be an advocate of natural beauty, right?

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  2. maybe this is why i failed englang. yes that's exactly what i mean! ^_^ also relates to my plastic surgery post. like if i looked like fucking jen hawkins i'd be against all that just so i could be considered pretty in comparison to everyone else...

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  3. I swear Jen Hawkins had plastic surgery... or maybe she just looks like it.

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